Number 1 Piss Baby

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

fwips:

gundma:

next time marco says “marco” trying to get jean to say polo and jean looks at him confusedly and says “jean”

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he would

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I just thought of something I really want to see…

kinetic-squirrel:

I’d like to see this guy…

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This guy…

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This guy…

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This girl…

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And this guy…

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All visit this place…

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At the same time (but not as a group) after they’ve all had a particularly shitty day at work.

thesylverlining:

windycarnage:

windycarnage:

windycarnage:

i am just a tiny bun dont b mean 2 me pls

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there are some people who have only reblogged the top gif and have no idea about the bottom gif and i feel like that sums up my relationships with a lot of people

i feel like these two gifs sum up myself

jaclcfrost:

[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love

cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

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Anonymous said —
❝ What's the first thing you are going to teach your kids? ❞

bamfneblake:

Dracula asks the important questions.

calliedope:

calliedope:

this is still the funniest thing ive ever made probably

i hope this is immortalized in some shape or form as a trending joke in the madoka magica fandom i hope this post never dies

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labie:

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

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madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use